Diesel Cookies

Psst… you didn’t hear this from me, but Kept Secret is a sneaky blend of Jealousy x Oreoz, making it the go-to for melting stress away. It’s got that sweet, light holiday funk—think gravy with a twist—that sneaks up on you. Just between us, the effects are pure bliss, lifting the weight off your shoulders and leaving you in a serene state.

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Well, sweetie, Granny's Apple Sass might sound like it's straight from the orchard, but don't be fooled—this hybrid means business! With a sassy mix of Apple  Fritter X Creamsicle #4, it starts off with a zing of euphoria and focus that'll have you buzzing like a busy bee before it settles into a cozy, relaxing body high. And honey, the flavor? It's a tart and creamy delight, with a hint of spice that'll keep you coming back for more—but maybe not on a  day you need to get things done, or you'll be couch-locked like me after knitting all day!

Grandpa Larry OG brings the old-school charm of Granddaddy Purple X Larry OG together in a potent, nostalgia-inducing mix. This strain offers a blend of clear, creative thoughts with a warm, relaxing embrace that won’t chain you to the couch, perfect for a comforting chat with Grandpa. With flavours of spicy  grapes and kush, accented by sweet berry earth, Grandpa Larry OG is like a satisfying visit to Grandpa's—relaxing, blissful, and filled with good vibes.

Meet Grape Ape, the party guest you'll want at your chill session! This mostly indica strain is like a grape-scented wizard, casting spells of carefree relaxation. This magical cross of  Mendocino Purps x Skunk x Afghani brings good vibes; soothing pain, stress, and anxiety. A perfect nighttime strain, Grape Ape will put you on the couch, for a full body experience, while potentially giving a highly focused experience, resulting in a clear mind.